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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

08.06.2025 00:07

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

Why is Reddit blocked by the Indonesian government?

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?